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Little monster in her pants! Lady Gaga pulled out all the stops to become male alter ego Jo Calderone at the MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. Sunday.
The pop provocateur (real name: Stefani Germanotta), 25, didn't just wear men's clothing (including Armani men's underwear) and fake stubble in her "drag king" get-up:
To complete the gender-bending transformation, Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, and used the male bathrooms, the entire night, an insider confirms to Us Weekly.
The "You and I" singer stayed in character throughout the night at the Nokia Theater. "I am from New Jersey," Gaga as Jo told Us backstage. " My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy." And "Jo" had high praise for fellow pop star Britney Spears, one of the night's honorees, who rejected Jo's sexy advances onstage. "She is fucking hot. Didn't you jack off to Britney when you were a kid?"
yessss, lmao!!!!!! now fuck me with it, please!!!!!
A PICTURE OF THE BULGE, TBH!!!!!!
